Me: See? If I drift around the turns, I don't need to slow down.
Instructor: Why do you need to go so fast!?!
Me: So I can finish the test within the time limi...
Me: Crap. I fell off the bridge. I'll never finish in time now. Where's the retry button?
Instructor: THERE IS NO RETRY BUTTON!!!
Me: Oh. I guess we'll have to wait, then. Where the hell is Lakitu?
And that's how I failed my driver's test.